Umm e Hareem kiun badli tu nay regime
Hidayat day tumhay khuda Kareem
Pait bhar kay bhokay soey nahin
koi din aesa nahin kay wo roey nahin
Poetry on hairs-Spikes
Poetry on Boys Spikes
Funny Poetry on Boys Spikes
Mai nay kaha doctor sahib aik kam kejeay
Dard-e-dil k mary phirty hain ja baja yahan
In dil kay maron ka kuch dawa daru kejeay
In dil k maron ko dedary husan krwa dejeay
Kaha doctor ny dhemay lehjy main humy
Chorain app itna taradud na kejeay
Bna k trha trha k spikes
Har gali k kony py khara hwa kejeay
Dekh k ik dojy ko dar na jain agr
Hazrat mujhy galy sy aa k pakra kejeay
Bigarar gye hain loday Noor Akhter ab kya kejeay
Dono hath uthaye ALLAH sy dua kejea
ZARA NUM HO………
FUNNY POETRY
“زرا نم ہو تو یہ مٹی بڑی زرخیز ہے ساقی”
Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.
Funny Urdu Poetry on Students- kamal kartay hain
Parh Parh kuch log zindagi kharab krtay hain
jo nahin parhtay WALLAH wo kamal krtay hain
Parh lo Parh lo khta hay hr koi hum say
Pr hum bhi dheet hain khan kisi ka khayal kartay hain
larkun ka mushtrka dukh- Funny Poetry on Boys
Bachpan main rahay hum manind e shehanshah
bhagay phiray hum moj main har jah
har sinf e nazuk hmain galay say lagati thi apna samujh kar
bosa leti thi hmara wo hans hans kar
dukh to hay hmara jab say huway jawan hum
ab wohi sinf e nazuk mor leti hay munh praya smujh kar
Funny Poetry on Exams
Zindagi Talib ilmun ka ik imtehan hay imtehan
Jahan prhna mushkil ganay sunna asan hay asan
har waqt prhna bs wabal e jan hay wabal e jan
subha o sham filmain dekhna bohat asan hay asan
Urdu Funny Poetry on Students – Hum Student na hotay to..
Urdu Funny Poetry on Students
Hum Students na hotay to
Hum Student na hotay to rutbay main kuch or hotay
Kisi khobsorat larki kay shohar e namdar or chotay chotay bachun k aba hotay
Bay nami ki zindagi guzar rahain hain hm subha sham
student na hotay to jejah e namdar hotay
dukh hmara yhi to he koi sunta nahin hmari
baray bzurg kehtay hain parh lo zindagi sanwar jae gi tmhri
Funny bakra eid poetry- Qurbani ka Bakra
Qurbani ka Bakra.
Eid-ul-Adha Ka moqa hay k khushi i hy
Par yaro hamary galay main par gaya ha naya phaa.
Jaib hai khali magar begum ki farmaish hay lao ik bakra nya.
Kyun kay purany bakray say wo tang aa gai hay.
Pehlay to wo sirf hitler ki behan thi magar ab liya ha ik roop naya.
Dekhti hay wo is tarha jaisay bakray ko dekhta ho qasai.
Paka deti hay wo is tarha jaisay chawal pakata ho naie.
Begum nay farmaya bakra lao sehat mand main nay sahelion ko dikhana hay.
Kar kay us ki qurbani phir main nay disco bhi jana hay.
Hum nay kaha begum jaib hay karki bus is purany bakray say kam chalana hay
Farmaya begum nay gosht posht ka bakra lao in hadiyon ka main nay kaya pakana hay.
Parosiyon ko dekho khareda hay ik bakra or ik bail bhi lana hay.
Kaha hum nay begum dikhaway ka hay zamana laina hai ik hissa unhon nay bail to bas bahana hay.
Dekhti rahi Noor-e-Akhtar yeh manzar ajeeb or kaha aaya kya ajeeb zamana hay.
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TESERE MAKHLOOQ
تیسری مخلوق
Ik din sar-e-rah dekha ik jawan asa toba hai
Ik din sar-e-rah dekha ik jawan aesa toba hay
Choti choti ankhain dhalti sham sa rang toba hay
Har guzrnay walay ko dekhta tha jo bus toba hay
Larki jo pass sy guzri to bjai citi unn bus toba hay
Larki nay mur kar jo dekha us ko bus toba hay
Halki si bhengi ankh jo us ki rubai bus toba hay
Larki nay pas aa kr ghuma k lgaya jo usy thapr bus toba hay
Kha k thapar achanak unn pukara hae main mar gai bus toba hai
Shareef key shadi
SHADI
mangny ko bheek ik bhekarn aye shareef say
dekh husn us ka shareef kafyay milanay lga radeef say
phlay pehal lalchai nazro say dekha or phir frmaya us say
jan e man mangna ik lanat hay buri adat hay
dil ye chahta hay ye adat churaon tujh say
gda gari na kro phir is wastay shadi rachau ga tujh say
bhla is main mera kya ho skta hay bs tere jawani ka khyal ata hay
ho jae kam dunya mai ik gdagar is janib dehan jata hay
koi kmi nai mujh mai bus ik chota sa cancer ka marz hay
khuda ka dia sub hay mere pas ik jahaz mera driver urata hay
kuda ny admiyat ka mansub mujhy dia, shareef ye mansub nibhata hay
kisi ki beti shadi say na rhay mehrom shareef shadi tujh sy rachata hay
ALLAH ka bra fazal hay nikah mai mere hain char biwiyan
ab panchwi biwi shareef tumhay bnata hay
phir kuch din guzray shareef phir ik bibi pr sahafati nazar durata hay
frma k us say wohi sub kuch us say b shadi rachata hay
bus shareef aesay hi kr kr k shadian bibion say
aye din shareef brh brh k naikian kmata hay
ye dua hai Noor-e-Akhtar ki khuda sy aesay shareefon k jhaz q urata hay
gira k arsh say farsh main khuda in mazlomon ki jan q nhin churwata hay