DIETING
Aaah! bharte hwi aye hu “sliming center”
Aaah ko chahey ik umar asr hont tk
Dieting khail nhi chand dino ka begam
ik sady chahey kamry ko kamr hony tkk
Funny Application
CHUTTI KE DARKHAST
Oo! Master G
jb mai school come come, barish fell cham cham
phir phisla mera leg, or me gira dhammm
nechy was mera bag and upar was hum
is liay liay i will not Kam
Thief
Aik hi suf main kharay ho gaey Mehmood o Ayaaz
Or unki jootian lay kay bhaag gaya faraz
Branded dress
FUNNY POETRY
Take my husband and give me a branded dress
(every women always need a branded dress)
English language
FUNNY JOKE
aik ourat ny angrazy bol chal ke class mai dakhla lia
aik din is ka shohar daftar sy wapis aya to bole
“Welcome home darling”
shohar: ajj daftar mai bohat kam tha .thak gya hu.
biwi:”Rest in peace daling “
Meri zindagi
Meri Zindagi
Aey zindagi main tujhay ghar lay chalon
kiss qadar badaltay hain dhang tairay
Tujhay dikhanay lay chalon
Dekh to chaman main kese veerani hay
Har chehray pay ajeeb herani hay
koi chalta hay chal nadani say
Koi badalta hay tevar makari say
Aa tujhay tera chalan dikhanay lay chalon
Aa dekh to kesi uri he khak dukhtar ki
Aa dekh to kaisay tapki hay aankh madar ki
Zara dekh to kesa laho hay chasham may madar jae ki
Zara dekh to kesi lachari hay chasham may pidar ki
Aa aey zindagi tujhay tujh hi say maray dikhanay lay chalon 
Kyukar hoe hawa ki beti besharm-o-by haya
Jis nay baich khai laja or sharm-o-haya
Kiasay bikti hai jannat wastay mal-o-mata
Aa aey zindagi tujhy wo bikti hoe jannat dikhanay lay chalon
Zindagi to kattay hain sab jannat ki aas may
Koi betha hai mal-o-mata ki aas may
Or kuch karty hain basar tera firat kinary ki payas may
Aa aey zindagi tujhy payas say janbalab chehray dikhanay lay chalon
Zindagi ki jannat ka yeh haal hay to aakhrat ki kaya ho gi
Bahisht to bhari ha lalach ki aas say
Khuda janay kay bahisht akhir kesi ho gi
Aa aey zindagi tujhy bahisht kay jaltay hoe pehlo dikhanay lay chalon
Tujy to haq nay tha bary maan say banaya
Isi khatir malaika say sajda tujhay karwaya
Kabhyi arsh par kabhi farsh par tujhay bulaya
Aina dikhanay ki khatir Noor-e-Akhtar zindagi ko tham hum nay bulaya
Aa aey zindagi tujhay wo aaloda aina dikhanay lay chalon
Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.
Poetry on Father in Urdu – PIDAR
Pidar
aik daikha me ny pider aesa
khara ho haryawal shajar jesa
kash meray tanay say peda ho ik gulab aesa
ankh ki tazgi ho dil ka saroor
Khudaya ubahr aye wo chaman me bhar jesa
haq ne suni awaz us ki
arsh tak pohnchi faryad us ki
tnay me us kay tha jo sabza baqi
nikla ik gulab liye tazgi o ranai
gulab tha wo chand ki kaman jesa
pidar ny dekha jo gulab to khushi say phooly na samaya
haq ne di bharpor jawani us ko
nanni kali say us ko gulab banaya
dakhay us ko jo bhi rashk ae usay
jawani thi us ki kiya hae hae
shak nahin k chand bhi usay daikh kar sharmae
taqder ki chali jo tund o tez andhi
bakheri gulab ki patiyan or wo murjhain
dekhi pidar ne jo pissar ke badhali
wo khob roya chekha or chillaya hae hasrata!
Khuda ye din na dikhae kisi ko
kandah pidar ka na dilae pissar ko
para ha pidar bhi matti me ay Noor e Akhter aesa
khara ho lakho hassrato ka mazar jesa
pider
Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.