Funny Urdu Poetry
Ghass ki talash may niklay thy hum
Muft na mili to kam shuru kar diya.
Kabhi hum bhi chahtay thay sab ko
Par kisi nay na daikha rahon main kharay hum ko
Shoq say dunya kay ilm-o-fanoon sekhay hum nay
Magar afsoos hayat ka asal dars umr-e-akhir may parha hum nay
Shayad aina-e-wafa wafa key tasveer hi dekhata hay
Par bay-wafai ka sanp sab ko das jata ha ye dekha hum nay
Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.
Kiya tareef karein hum teri aey Janat-e-nazeer.
Haseen nazary hain jo teray aei wadi-e-benazeer
Aey meray kashmir ae meray Kashmir
Wo neel go Banjosah kay behtay huay pani kay jaltarang
Wo rangeen pholon ki mehmeez karti khushbo jis ki nahin koi nazeer
Aey meray Kashmir Aey meray Kashmir
Rang karti hay mujhay har dam rangat e shagr-e-qail
Or sabz libas pay orhay sufaid pala posh wo koh-e-rangan
Aey meray Kashmir Aey meray Kashmir
Behtay jharano ki matloon lehron kay sath surmae shamain
Wo mosam-e-khizan main jhariun ka rang-e-tarekhi or rang-e-khakstar
Aey meray Kashmir Aey meray Kashmir
Yaad ati hay tip tip karti barsati sham main daal or chawal ki khushbo
Wo alal subh munjmid pani may urti bhap kay murgholay jheel par
Aey meray Kashmir Aey meray Kashmir
Dha raha hay zulm tujh par dushman matwatar or bila tarteeb
Kya khoob ro nojawan thay mar gai jin ko zulm ki zangeer
Aey meray Kashmir Aey meray Kashmir
Ab rhin na jin kay sar par chadrain izatain huin pamaal
Hae wo jannat ki thin pariyan haya-o-paki thi jin ki jageer
Aey meray Kashmir Aey meray Kashmir
Tujh say wada hay azad karwaen gay ik din
Aesi mar marein gay kay dushman bhi ho jae ga dil geer
Aey meray Kashmir Aey meray Kashmir
Yeh jabr-e-musalsal amun kay thaikay daron ko nazar kyu nahi ata
Kyu ho gae hain gongy behray ya ho gai hain in ki ankhain be noor
Aey meray Kashmir Ae mere Kashmir
Karti hay dua Noor-e-Akhtar har dum
Badal day ab to Kashmir ki taqdeer
Utho Kashmiriyo mujahido or utho ae Burhan wani
Apnay inhi hathon say laga kar kari zarab tor do zulm ki zangir
Aey meray Kashmir Aey meray Kashmir
Noor-e-Akhtar ki ankhon may samae rehti hay bas ik tasveer
Lo ho gya azad Kashmir Lo ho gya azad Kashmir…..
Ao sunaun my tumhay aik kahani
Ik gaon main ik larki thi
Bharpor thi us ki jawani nam tha us ka rani
Aik larka hoa us ka dewana
Soorat jiski jani pehchani
Khaitoon kay kinaray Darakhton kay sae may
Ghanton kartay rahay wo batein jani anjani
Ik din kaha ye larkay nay
Kar iqrar meri dilbar rani
Main banun ga tera raja tu bnay gi meri rani
Par taqdeer ka likha kis nay dekha kis nay kismat jani
Toota dhaga qismat ka wo bani kisi or ki dilbar jani
Larka bhi hoa majboor
Pari us ko bhi kisi or kay liye sej sajani
Taqdeer say hoa jo ik din amna samna
TO ankhon ankhon main kahi apni kahani
Phir jo waqt tanhai ka paya
Dono nay ik dosray ko dhukra keh sunaya
Main bani maa panch bachon ki
Bata to nay kaya karnama farmaya
Pehlay pehal to wo muskraya phir yeh farmaya
Taqdeer nay likhi mere hathon may teen bachon ki parwarish
Karti hay yay dua Noor e Akhter
Kay apnay apnay rishtay nibhain yay raja or rani
Jo Rab nay faisla kar dia wo maan jaen ye raja or rani
aj kabra vicho bol ni maa
aj dil diyan galla khool ni maa
kade me vi teri jai saa
teray karan dunia ty aai sa
khusi man de naal kar ky sewa tari
me bani khushian di hamssai saa
laa ka chat meri nu shak da laamboo
tang kay kikran vich lear porani vango
to key khatya sawab ni maa
aj kabra vihcho bool ni maa
aj dil dia diyan ganda khool ni maa
me ta saa teray tan da ik tukra ni maa
meary sorat vich disda se tara mukra ni maa
too kayo akherat dity bohla ni maa
aj kabra vecho bool ni maa
ajdil diea khanda khool ni maa
Umran naik kamiyan kar kay
tu akheer di tol diti kata ni maa
passy pechy bool ka choot
para heat de janat dete sarr ni maa
aj khabra vecho bool ni maa
aj dil dhyan ganda khool ni maa
aj mafia de loor q pai tano
rool ka rah de roaria vang mano
dete ser to chadar khach tano masa nai
aeya khyal ni maa
aj khabra vicho bool ni maa
aj dil dil deya ganda khool ni maa
kar ka band sary raha mery
raal ka naal sharika mery
too khech lay saa meary
tary naa naal meary akheer bool de pai se
tari sava vich janat tol de pai saa
tano zara na ayea tars ni maa
aj khabra vecho b;;i ni maa
aj dil deya khanda khool ni maa
ay nata se kayammat tak da atbar da maa
hoei jad de melavat ady vich
jaag da ni raha atbar ni maa
aj khabra vecho bool ni maa
aj dil deya khanda khool ni maa
ki soochni pai ay noor e akhter
kayamat to pahly ak kayamat ay
hashair da dehara lagy an de zamanat ay
aj asmano haat a wy khuda
seer deyia chadra bacha vy khuda
Ae gardish e aflaak zara thehar may kuch soch rahi hon
Badalta hai rang kiya nigar khana jahan ye dekh rahi hun
Yeh dunya ik hairat kada hai or may hairat zada hun
Kat raha gala kabhi madar ka sapoot say yeh dekh rahi hun
Dunya ki hirs o tamana ka yeh alam ha to akhrat kya ho gi
Lagwa raha ha boli yahan asmat ki pidar kya kya yeh dekh rahi hun
Kar raha ha kartab kiya kiya hazrat-e-insan kay shaitan bhi sharmae
kho kay ghairat apni hi maa jae ko lootay or lutwaey
Kash hazrat-e-insaan ko apni qadar maloom ho jae
Karta kitna payar Haq un say ae Noor-e-Akhtar yeh jaan kar
Sharam say mar na jae insaan yeh soch rahi hun…….
Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.
Ik din nam e Muhammad (S.A.W) pay ghor kiya hum nay
Meem se muhabbat to ism e Muhammad (S.A.W) ko bhi meem say paya hum nay
Is Muhabbat ki ibtida to khud Khuda nay ki
Jab nam e Muhammad (S.A.W) may khuda ko khoya paya hum nay
day kay Musalmano ko umati ka laqab
Makhloq say muhabbat karnay ka bhana dhonda khuda nay
Khuda nay kar kay muhabbat Muhammad (S.A.W) say
Or Muhamad (S.A.W) nay baha kay joton main khoon
Muhabbat karnay k aadab sikhaey hmain
Nabi SAW kay char yaar muhabbat ka hi aala nishan hain
Kiun bhoolain Bilal e Habshi ko hum
Muhabbat main un ka bhi aala maqam
Din nahin aata jab tak na dain aazan
Yay nadan log kiun hawas ko muhabbat ka naam daitay hain
Khuda karay aey Noor e Akhter muhabbat main wo maqam aey
Nadanon ko sikhanay kay lye muhabbat khuda khud saray aam aey
Khana Kaaba, Safa o Marwa, Aab e Zam Zam, Roza Rasool SAW
Aey hawas parasto dekho yay hain muhabbat kay Aaala maqaam
Isi muhabbat ki khatir to ae Noor e Akhter
Karbla main sabhi shahadat ka jam petay hain
Sachi or Pakeeza muhabbat ko khuda pasand farmata hay
Khud bhi muhabbat karta hay or makhloq say bhi kartwata hay
Or ye muhabbat ka hi aizaz hay Noor e akhter
Kay makhloq to khuda ko sajda karti hay
or khuda muhabbat main kaaba ko jhuka kar Nabi SAW ki tazeem karwata hay
Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.
Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.
Kaya Kaya haseen soorty thein
Kay dil har waqt tha dekhnay ko beqarar
Chaly jo ajal key garam hawa Noor-e-Akhtar
Wo sab soortain kho gaein dhund kay us paar
Zamany key ajab rawishein ho gaein
Wafa to wafa kay daman may hey so gae
Mera to sab mera rahy jo cheez tere ha wo bhy mere ho gae
Fikar to siraf aj ky ha kis nay socha kal kaya ho ga dhund kay us paar
Maar do cheen kay kha lo sab kuch
Kar lo bas ik dony dony do dony char
Kae salon par muheet ha wo aik din Noor-e-Akhtar
Kaya dey paein gay in chand salon ka hisab dhund kay us paar…
Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.
ANOKHA KHAT
Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.