DIETING
Aaah! bharte hwi aye hu “sliming center”
Aaah ko chahey ik umar asr hont tk
Dieting khail nhi chand dino ka begam
ik sady chahey kamry ko kamr hony tkk
Funny Application
CHUTTI KE DARKHAST
Oo! Master G
jb mai school come come, barish fell cham cham
phir phisla mera leg, or me gira dhammm
nechy was mera bag and upar was hum
is liay liay i will not Kam
Thief
Aik hi suf main kharay ho gaey Mehmood o Ayaaz
Or unki jootian lay kay bhaag gaya faraz
Branded dress
FUNNY POETRY
Take my husband and give me a branded dress
(every women always need a branded dress)
English language
FUNNY JOKE
aik ourat ny angrazy bol chal ke class mai dakhla lia
aik din is ka shohar daftar sy wapis aya to bole
“Welcome home darling”
shohar: ajj daftar mai bohat kam tha .thak gya hu.
biwi:”Rest in peace daling “
ZAMANY K SHARIF
Zamanay kay sharif
Hae Zamanay ki shareef ae shareef ae
Koi khanda ay ithay raj raj kay
Tay dheda non char char hath agay wdhawe
۔Hae Zamanay ki shareef ae shareef ae
Ghareeb nmani dhi jad wiyahay
Ameer do panday do kapray hath phraway
Tay soch wich g wich apnay khuda sastay wich man jaey
Meri is naiki wichun khuda asmanon frishtay laey
Hae Zamanay ki shareef ae shareef ae
Ameer jad vi apni bachian day chaa laway
Arban Qaroran sir to sadqay laway
Pochay jad vi koi uton ja kay
teray ropay paisay kithun aey
Akhay ae si meray bazurgan nay kamaey
۔Hae Zamanay ki shareef ae shareef ae
dsay koi us besharam nu ja kay
jis din hoay Muhammad (SAW) rab nay jag tay c potar wartae
tu betha akheer pul kay tenu masa g vi sharam na aey
Kenda ae dil mera Noor e Akhter jewan khada ae tu naseeban sariyan nu
Rab karay tera tan tan keera khaey۔
Hae Zamanay ki shareef ae shareef ae
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DEDAR
Mother’s Dreams about her lost son
Deedar
Suna hay wo kal aya tha sar e shaam
Afsos to bs yehi hay hmain khabar na hui
Hayat-e-Bashri me tha to mera tha wo
Naajanay Hayat-e-Jadwani main kiun paraya ho gya
Khushboo ki trha mehka karta tha wo meray angan main
Bahisht-e-Gulshan kay phoolun ka wo ab saaya ho ga
Shab bhar sitarun ko taka kartay hain diwana war
khuda janay wo ab konsi subha ka sitara hogya
Diya liye hathun main aas umeed ka ik muddat say
umeed e deedar main kharay hain ik zamana ho gya
Hogi sehar ik deedar ki Noor e Akhter
Hoti nahin sehar shab huay ik zamana ho gaya
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Meri zindagi
Meri Zindagi
Aey zindagi main tujhay ghar lay chalon
kiss qadar badaltay hain dhang tairay
Tujhay dikhanay lay chalon
Dekh to chaman main kese veerani hay
Har chehray pay ajeeb herani hay
koi chalta hay chal nadani say
Koi badalta hay tevar makari say
Aa tujhay tera chalan dikhanay lay chalon
Aa dekh to kesi uri he khak dukhtar ki
Aa dekh to kaisay tapki hay aankh madar ki
Zara dekh to kesa laho hay chasham may madar jae ki
Zara dekh to kesi lachari hay chasham may pidar ki
Aa aey zindagi tujhay tujh hi say maray dikhanay lay chalon 
Kyukar hoe hawa ki beti besharm-o-by haya
Jis nay baich khai laja or sharm-o-haya
Kiasay bikti hai jannat wastay mal-o-mata
Aa aey zindagi tujhy wo bikti hoe jannat dikhanay lay chalon
Zindagi to kattay hain sab jannat ki aas may
Koi betha hai mal-o-mata ki aas may
Or kuch karty hain basar tera firat kinary ki payas may
Aa aey zindagi tujhy payas say janbalab chehray dikhanay lay chalon
Zindagi ki jannat ka yeh haal hay to aakhrat ki kaya ho gi
Bahisht to bhari ha lalach ki aas say
Khuda janay kay bahisht akhir kesi ho gi
Aa aey zindagi tujhy bahisht kay jaltay hoe pehlo dikhanay lay chalon
Tujy to haq nay tha bary maan say banaya
Isi khatir malaika say sajda tujhay karwaya
Kabhyi arsh par kabhi farsh par tujhay bulaya
Aina dikhanay ki khatir Noor-e-Akhtar zindagi ko tham hum nay bulaya
Aa aey zindagi tujhay wo aaloda aina dikhanay lay chalon
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Poetry on Father in Urdu – PIDAR
Pidar
aik daikha me ny pider aesa
khara ho haryawal shajar jesa
kash meray tanay say peda ho ik gulab aesa
ankh ki tazgi ho dil ka saroor
Khudaya ubahr aye wo chaman me bhar jesa
haq ne suni awaz us ki
arsh tak pohnchi faryad us ki
tnay me us kay tha jo sabza baqi
nikla ik gulab liye tazgi o ranai
gulab tha wo chand ki kaman jesa
pidar ny dekha jo gulab to khushi say phooly na samaya
haq ne di bharpor jawani us ko
nanni kali say us ko gulab banaya
dakhay us ko jo bhi rashk ae usay
jawani thi us ki kiya hae hae
shak nahin k chand bhi usay daikh kar sharmae
taqder ki chali jo tund o tez andhi
bakheri gulab ki patiyan or wo murjhain
dekhi pidar ne jo pissar ke badhali
wo khob roya chekha or chillaya hae hasrata!
Khuda ye din na dikhae kisi ko
kandah pidar ka na dilae pissar ko
para ha pidar bhi matti me ay Noor e Akhter aesa
khara ho lakho hassrato ka mazar jesa
pider
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