Funny Poetry for Husband – Nirala Khat

Murghi pasand aa gai hay mujh ko

paisa bhaijna hay tujh ko

intain mngwa li hain main nay

murghi ka drba bnwana hay tujh ko

murghi nay jo anda dia tujh ko

tull k khana hay mujh ko

ho jae agr bukhar mujh ko

to dwai lana hai tujh ko

ho jae agr tera dam pukht

to ameen kehna hay mujh ko

bss or kya likhun sari kheriyat hay mujh ko

slamtu to sari mujh ko bus majbori ka salam hay tujh ko

ANOKHA KHAT

Poet: Noor Akhtar

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December 30, 2017October 31, 2018

Funny Poetry on Dieting by Noor Akhter

Funny Peotry on Dieting

♥Dieting Wish Of Every Girl ♥

“Khuda Kary is saal kuch aisa ho jae.

Khaun peun sab kuch or wazan 30K.g kam hojae”

December 29, 2017September 30, 2023

New Year Shayari- New Year Poetry in Urdu 2024

Sal e No

Guzishta sal ko glay say lgaya tha hum nay

mit jaen gi sb dorian ranj o kulfat

ya khayal dil main basaya tha hum nay

kiya hua jo itni maaun kay lal kha liye tu nay

kabhi Rohingya o Kashmir o Flastien rula diya tu nay

kiya kiya soratain thin khak main mila diya tu nay

Aarzo hay ab kay bras phool khilen gay taza

or ab na uthay ga kisi bay gunah ka janaza

Ae sal e no tujh say aas hay hmain

Teri muhabbat ki nazar ki piyas hay hmain

Kiya phool dil kay khilen gay

Bay sharun ko sharay milain gay

Umeed hay to sirf guzar hi nahi jae ga

Sab say wafa nibhaey ga

dor e hazir k hukmran jo na kar skay tu wo kar kay dikhae ga

ab kay baras sadaqat kay drechay khulain gay

chlakti hui hur aankh tarapta hua har dil Noor Akhter

chain pa jaen sb dua hay hmari

Tootay huay sehmay huay dil main phir yay aas lagai hum nay

Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.

December 25, 2017October 31, 2018

Shikwa-e-Hayat

Shikwa e Hayat

bs ae umr e rafta ab arzu e hayat nahi hmain

ary ab zara tham ja thehar ja ab kam kar tamam apna

har aik ki bay rukhi o bay aitnai sahty rahy hum

shayad pasand aa jaye sab ko mera muhabat ka payam

zandgi kiya harees hy ya gharz hy zindgi ka nam

k chal diye sab jhar ky daman apna lo miyan apna khtam howa kam tamam

agar pasand nahi thay ham tumhy to k kiun nibhaya ae zindgi

ham aen dunya me ya manshah thi kisi or ki phir kiun jatati hy ahsan

mushkilainn bohat hy par bar e degar Noor e Akhter hum uthatay phirty hy sansun ka ahsan

kun k manshah e Khuda mai dakhal denay walun ka na ye jahan na wo jahan

Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.

December 21, 2017December 1, 2020

Poetry on Daughter in Urdu – HWA KE BETI

Hawa Ki Beti

Kia hay ye hawa ki beti

Dekho kesi hans kay kantun pay leti

pidar nay na sajan nay kabhi apnaya isko

Kaha madir nay kay agla ghar hay tera beti

par whan bhi dekha dehliz kay bahir hay beti

Sajan nay kamyabi ka Zeena banaya isko

pohncha jo bulandiyon par harf e teen ka nezah dekhaya isko

Ab kiya karay Hawa ki Beti

Nangay sir hay Hawa ki Beti

Haq nay beti ko kiun bnaya Noor e Akhter

Bhar kay dukhun gi aag senay main

Jannat ka label bhi lgaya is par

Kiya hay ye hawa ki beti

Dekho kesay Hans kay kantun pay leti

Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.

December 17, 2017October 31, 2018

Simran and Raj funny Poetry by Noor Akhter

سمرن

بولی وہ طبیب سے یوں کے کئ دنوں سے مطلع ابر آلود

شور ہے اک بے ہنگم اور کچھ نہی کھایا میں نے

بس کھایئ ہے اپنی متنجن اس کے بعد دانتوں پے بھی کیا تھا منجن

دے کر اس نے بے اثر سی پہنکی کہااس نے مجھے

“کھا لینا اِک اٹھنےسے پہلے اِک سونے کے بعد”

اب نکالو میری دو ہزار رُوپلی

اتنے پیسے کیا قیامت ہے؟

فکر نہ کروُ سمرن چہرا ہو جائے گا روشن

کیونکہ نام تو میرا بھی ہے کلبھوشن

جاجی لے اپنی زندگی سمرن!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poet: Noor Akhtar Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.