Urdu Funny Poetry on Students – Hum Student na hotay to..

Urdu Funny Poetry on Students

urdu Funny poetry on students
urdu Funny poetry on students

Hum Students na hotay to

Hum Student na hotay to rutbay main kuch or hotay 

Kisi khobsorat larki kay shohar e namdar or chotay chotay bachun k aba hotay

Bay nami ki zindagi guzar rahain hain hm subha sham 

student na hotay to jejah e namdar hotay

dukh hmara yhi to he koi sunta nahin hmari

baray bzurg kehtay hain parh lo zindagi sanwar jae gi tmhri 

 

Husn Poetry in Urdu- husn husn kehta hy har koi

 

husn poetry in urdu
o husn ki morat!

Husn Poetry in Urdu by Noor Akhter   

Husn e Mehbob

Husn Husn Kehta hy har koi ye kia bat hy

Khuda to un sy b pyar krta hy jin k chehrun sy 

din k ujalay main bhi chalakti rat hy 

Muharram Poetry, Poetry on Hussain, Arsh ka Pyara Hussain(R.A)

Muharram Poetry : Salam Ya Hussain(R.A)!

Muharram Poetry
Muharram Poetry

 

Arsh ka pyara Hussain(R.A)

Allah Allah kya dunya bsai Hussain ny
Deen o akhrat ki Janat dekhai Hussain ny

Deen ki khatir qunbah zibah krwaya Hussain ny
Nahi milti misal aesi, tarekh raqam ki apny khoon sy Hussain ny

Na taqleed kufr-o-shirq ki ki kbhi Hussain ny
Katwa k qunbah o sir apna nana k deen ko bachaya Hussain ny

Ab qayamat tk na kr sky koi zair is deen ko
Kr k apny khoon sy aabyasri aesa gulzar khilaya Hussain ny

Koi kafir na loot sky ga phir na looty ga koi zalim isy
Deen ke khatir jasy lootwai hain reedain humshery Hussain ny

Darbar-e- Yazeed main khary ho kr nangy sir kr dali haq ki baat
Phir na btaya kafir-o-momin mai farq aesa jesa btaya darbar-e-Yazeed me humshirey Hussain ny

Phir na bni koi turbut kisi ki zindan mai aesy
Jesi bnwai turbut zindan mai dukhtar-e-Hussain ny

Khangal k dekh lia hum ny tareekh ko Noor-e-akhter
Na dy ska koi qurbani aesi jesi nanhy Asghar ki qurbani di Hussain ny


 

 

Pakistan Defence Day Poetry – Aye Putar Dharti Maa Dy

Pakistan Defence Day Poetry

Putar Dharti Maa Dy

Ae putar dharti maa dy ny

Ae rakhay aedi shan dy ny

Pakistan Defence Day Poetry

Ae chalan ty dushman dy dil dehlday ny

Ae khloon ty lgday teer wich kamaan dy ny

Ae putar dharti maa dy ny

Ae rakhay aedi shaan dy ny

Pakistan Defence Day Poetry

Ae mawan diyan gudrian dy suchay moti

Run wich niklan ty zameen ho jandi choti

Chamakda har ik mukhrah awaen jiwain koi tara uchi shan da ae

Ay putar dharti maa dy ny

Ae rakhay aedi shan dy ny

Pakistan Defence Day Poetry

Ae  sarhadan ty pehra lawan

Mulk di khatir jana daa ty lawan

Aena dy sir ty loki chain diyan neenda mandy ny

Ae putar dharti maa dy ny

Ae rakhay aedi shaan dy ny

Pakistan Defence Day Poetry

Jado mulk di khatir bulawa away

Hr foji bhaj bhaj k jawy

Hans hans k moot nu senay laway

Kadi ae ghazi ty kadi shaheed akhwanday ny

Ae putar dharti maa dy ny

Ae rakhay aedi shasn dy ny

Pakistan Defence Day Poetry

Khuda aena nu zinda kainda ay ki “Quran”wich asi prhya nai

meniun ty lagda Noor-e-Ahter ae chan uchy asman dy ny

Ae putar dharti maa dy ny

Ae rakhay aedi shaan dy ny

Pakistan Defence Day Poetry

 

Funny bakra eid poetry- Qurbani ka Bakra

Qurbani ka Bakra.

Eid-ul-Adha Ka moqa hay k khushi i hy

Par yaro hamary galay main par gaya ha naya phaa.

Jaib hai khali magar begum ki farmaish hay lao ik bakra nya.

Kyun kay purany bakray say wo tang aa gai hay.

Funny Barka Eid Poetry

Pehlay to wo sirf hitler ki behan thi magar ab liya ha ik roop naya.

Dekhti hay wo is tarha jaisay bakray ko dekhta ho qasai.

Paka deti hay wo is tarha jaisay chawal pakata ho naie.

Funny bakra eid poetry

Begum nay farmaya bakra lao sehat mand main nay sahelion ko dikhana hay.

Kar kay us ki qurbani phir main nay disco bhi jana hay.

Hum nay kaha  begum jaib hay karki bus is purany bakray say kam chalana hay

Farmaya begum nay gosht posht ka bakra lao in hadiyon ka main nay kaya pakana hay.

funny bakra eid poetry
funny bakra eid poetry

Parosiyon ko dekho khareda hay ik bakra  or ik bail bhi  lana hay.

Kaha hum nay begum dikhaway ka hay zamana laina hai ik hissa unhon nay bail to bas bahana hay.

Dekhti rahi Noor-e-Akhtar yeh manzar ajeeb or kaha aaya kya ajeeb zamana hay.

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Sarcastic Poetry in Urdu – Sarcastic Poetry on Politicians

sarcasm poetry             

Sarcastic Poetry on Politicians

Suno dost kiya soch rahay ho ?

Yar do behno k baray main soch rha hun

Suna hay bri behan jamhuriyat bewah ho gai hai Ohoo!!

Or choti behan tabdeeli shadi kranay ko tyar hay

Is hisab sy to sub ko char shadian krni prain gi

Kun k tabdeeli k lye qurbanian to deni prti hain

Or main hr qurbani denay ko tayar hun Ahaaa!!

Khuda tujhy himat dy dost (Ameen)

Poem On Money and Greed- Paisa Shayari- Sikkon ki chamak

 

Sikkon ki Chamak

Jb sikkon sy damakta tha main

To sub G G app app krnay lgay

Kam hui jo zra brabar ye chamak

To sb hi tum tum tu tu krnay lgay

Wo jin ki khatir kbhi mrtay thay hr dam

bgher dolat k wohi sab jaan lenay ko anay lgay

Election 2021

                   Election 2021

Election ae election ae.

Sayasatdano nay apnay apnay lotay dorae.

Dikha kay rang barangay khawab gharib awam ko

Ban kay wazir-e-Azam isi awam ka mal-o-izat khae.

Election Ae Election Ae.

Beth kay jail main kisi bhi soobay ka mayor ban jae.

Aj ka mujrim kal ka Wazir-e-Azam kaisay ban jae.

Loot rahay hain jo mulk-o-quom ko phir bhi ghadar-e-watan na kehlae.

Election ae Election ae.

Baich rahay hain bachay apnay ghurbat kay satae.

20 sal ki bachi 80 saal kay borhay say kaisay biyahe.

Phir kiun Wazir-e-Azam key baiti 70 hazar key jotay paon main charhae.

Baith kay jail may naiki ka parchar ban kar dikhae.

Election ae Election ae.

Baryani ki plate par khuda karay koi vote na dalwae.

Baryani ki aik plate kay pechay panch saal qoum or mulk ki azmat khae

Rehti hay Noor-e-Akhtar kay laboon par har dam ye dua.

Khudaya sher,kursi,lootay,krain,bula,patang sab k nishano say bachae.

Hae kyun Election ae Hae kyun Election aye.


 

Bewafa shayari in Urdu for Boyfriend – Pathar Kay Sanam

   Wo nahi dekhta hamain to kia hua.

                     Aao khud ko uskay khayalon may basa kay dekhtay hain.

                          Khobsorat chehray pay tirchi nazroon wala.

      Wo karta ha agar khobsorat war, hum bhi sabar azma kay dekhtay hain.

            Ik din karay ga wo meri muhabbat ka iqrar yakeen ha mujhe.

                   Chalo thori or jawani apni bita kar dekhtay hain.

          Har ik say muhabbat say karta ha wo hus hus kay baat.

     Ao hum bhi bol k muhabbat k do bol taqdeer azma kay dekhtay hain.

                 Dil lagaya ha pathar kay sanam say kiya kijye.

               Khuda say kar kay dua usay moom bana kay dekhtay hain.

              Hum har tor say usay chahtay hain usky dil may haykoi or.

                Aisi bat ha to khud ko koi or bana kay dekhty hain.


   Paish hotay hain jab uskay robro hum to band ho jati hay zubaan hamari.

   Chalo zubaan nahi to ankhon ki jumbish say usay mana kay dekhtay hain.

           Ghar main rahain to kisi tor chain ata nahin hamain kabhi.

              Kar raha hay jafa hum apni wafa azma kay dekhtay hain.                

Ye ik ajeeb sa kulya hay bahar toor.

         Kyun kay wo us taraf dekhta hay or hum usay dekhtay hain.

            Mudatton say baikar para ha senay may hamara yeh dil.

           Ao dil kay badly dil ka soda laga kay dekhtay hain.

     Is say pehlay madham par jae in charagon ki roshni.

   Ankhon kay charagon ki roshni jala kay ik dosray ko dekhtay hain.

 Yeh teri muhabbat ka nasha hay ya kuch or.

         Chalo maikhanay ko aag laga kay dekhtay hain.

          Is say pehlay kay anjaan ho jaein aik dosray kay liye.

      Jan-e-man aik dosray ko sabaq-e-ashnai parha  kay dekhtay hain.     

 Kisy tor wo apnaiyat ka izhar nahi karta Noor-e-Akhtar  hum say.

Ao khud ko uski galiyon main ghuma kar dekhtay hain.

 

 

aankhen shayari- jheel si gehri aankhen, sharab ki si masti

Aankhen shayari- Jheel si gehri aankhen

aankhen shayari

Aankhen

Jheel si gehri aankhen .

Sharab ki si pai hy masti.

Ye bat kiya ajeeb nahi hay.

Pani kay bulbulay jesi pai ha hasti.

Khulin rhain aankhen to rawan hay hasti.

Band ho jaen jab aankhen to khatam ho jati hay sari masti.